Physicist: If you have plenty of chalkboard space and absolutely nothing better to do, you can write down numbers, letters (Greek if you’re δυσάρεστος), and mathematical operators and eventually you’ll have the longest equation ever written down. So if you really want to see the most complicated equation ever, call in sick for a few weeks. A better question might be “what is the most (but not needlessly) complicated equation?”.
There are plenty of equations that are infinitely long, but often they’re simple enough that we can write them compactly. For example, 
If you’re looking for an equation that needs to be complicated, a good place to look is physics (I mean, what else do you really need math for?). If you want to describe the behavior of a ball flying through the air it’s not enough to say “it goes up then down”; there’s a minimum amount of math that goes into accurately calculating the path of falling objects, and it’s more complicated than that.
Arguably, the universe is pretty complicated. But like π, it is deceptively so (we hope). If you want to do something like, say, describe the gravitational interactions of every star in the galaxy, you’d do it by numbering the stars (take your time: star 1, star 2, …, star n), determine the position and mass of each, 
The equation for the gravity between many objects is just the equation for the gravity between every pair added up. Not much more complicated.
The whole point of physics, aside from understanding things, is to describe the rules of the universe as simply as possible. To that end, physicists love to talk about “Lagrangians”. Once you’ve got the Lagrangian of a system, you can describe the behavior of that system by applying the “principle of least action“, which says that the behavior of a system (the orbit a planet takes, the path of light through materials, etc.) will always be such that the “chosen” path will have the minimum total Lagrangian along that path. It’s a cute recipe for succinctly and simultaneously describing a lot of dynamics that would make Kolmogorov proud.
The Lagrangian gives every point on this picture a value and the total along an entire path is the “action”. The principle of least action says that the path a system will actually take has the least action. With this principle, a single Lagrangian can be used to derive many physical laws at once, so it’s a good candidate for equations that aren’t needlessly complex.
For example, you can sum up Newton’s physics almost instantly. Rather than talking about kinetic energy and momentum and falling, you can just say “Dudes and dudettes, if I may, the Lagrangian for an object flying through the air near the surface of the Earth is 
Generally, when you look at the same dynamics applied over and over, the equations involved don’t get much more complicated (although their solutions definitely do). And if you want to describe the dynamics of a system, Lagrangians are an extremely compact way to do it. So what’s the most (but not needlessly) complicated equation in the universe? Arguably, it’s the Standard Model Lagrangian, which covers the dynamics of every kind of particle and all of their interactions. Notably, it doesn’t cover gravity, but be cool. It’s a work in progress.
The equation of everything (except gravity).
In some sense this equation is compressed data. All the relevant dynamics are there, but there’s a lot of unpacking to do before that becomes remotely obvious. All equations must have some context before they do anything or even mean anything. That’s why math books are mostly words. “2+2=4” means nothing to an alien until after you tell them what each of those symbols mean and how they’re being used. In the case of the Standard Model Lagrangian, each of these symbols mean a lot, the equation itself is uses cute short hand tricks, and it doesn’t even describe dynamics on its own without tying in the Principle of Least Action. But given all that, it’s describing the most complicated thing we can describe, which is nearly everything, without being needlessly verbose (“mathbose”?) about it.
Answer Gravy: This isn’t part of the question, but if you’ve taken intro physics, you’ve probably seen the equations for kinetic energy, momentum, and acceleration in a uniform gravitational field (like the one you’re experiencing right now). But unless you’re actually a physicist, you’ve probably never been freaked out by seeing a Lagrangian work. This gravy is full of calculus and intro physics.
The “action”, 
where t1 and t2 are the start and stop times, 
This is called the Euler-Lagrange equations (plural) because this is actually several equations. Each different variable (x1=x, x2=y, x3=z) tells you something different. In regular ol’ calculus, if you want to find the value of x that extremizes a function f(x), you solve 
The Lagrangian from earlier, for a free-falling object near the surface of the Earth, is:
![\mathcal{L}=\frac{1}{2}m\left|\dot{\vec{x}}(t)\right|^2-mgz(t)=\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}(t)\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}(t)\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}(t)\right)^2\right]-mgz(t)](https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%3D%5Cfrac%7B1%7D%7B2%7Dm%5Cleft%7C%5Cdot%7B%5Cvec%7Bx%7D%7D%28t%29%5Cright%7C%5E2-mgz%28t%29%3D%5Cfrac%7B1%7D%7B2%7Dm%5Cleft%5B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%28t%29%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7By%7D%28t%29%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%28t%29%5Cright%29%5E2%5Cright%5D-mgz%28t%29&bg=ffffff&fg=000000&s=0 "\mathcal{L}=\frac{1}{2}m\left|\dot{\vec{x}}(t)\right|^2-mgz(t)=\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}(t)\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}(t)\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}(t)\right)^2\right]-mgz(t)")
For z:
![\begin{array}{l}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial z}=-mg\\[2mm]\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{z}}=m\dot{\vec{z}}(t)\\[2mm]\frac{d}{dt}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{z}}=m\ddot{\vec{z}}(t)\end{array}](https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Cbegin%7Barray%7D%7Bl%7D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+z%7D%3D-mg%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%7D%3Dm%5Cdot%7B%5Cvec%7Bz%7D%7D%28t%29%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%5Cfrac%7Bd%7D%7Bdt%7D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%7D%3Dm%5Cddot%7B%5Cvec%7Bz%7D%7D%28t%29%5Cend%7Barray%7D&bg=ffffff&fg=000000&s=0 "\begin{array}{l}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial z}=-mg\\[2mm]\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{z}}=m\dot{\vec{z}}(t)\\[2mm]\frac{d}{dt}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{z}}=m\ddot{\vec{z}}(t)\end{array}")
So the E-L equation says:
In other words, “everything accelerates downward at the same rate”. Doing the same thing for x or y, you get 
You wanna be even slicker, note that this Lagrangian is independent of time. That means that 
![\begin{array}{rl}\frac{d\mathcal{L}}{dt}=&\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial t}+\sum_i\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial x_i}+\ddot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\\[2mm]=&\sum_i\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial x_i}+\ddot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\end{array}](https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Cbegin%7Barray%7D%7Brl%7D%5Cfrac%7Bd%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7Bdt%7D%3D%26%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+t%7D%2B%5Csum_i%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+x_i%7D%2B%5Cddot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%7D%5Cright%29%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%3D%26%5Csum_i%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+x_i%7D%2B%5Cddot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%7D%5Cright%29%5Cend%7Barray%7D&bg=ffffff&fg=000000&s=0 "\begin{array}{rl}\frac{d\mathcal{L}}{dt}=&\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial t}+\sum_i\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial x_i}+\ddot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\\[2mm]=&\sum_i\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial x_i}+\ddot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\end{array}")
But we have the E-L equations! Plugging those in:
![\begin{array}{rl}=&\sum_i\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{d}{dt}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}+\ddot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\\[2mm]=&\sum_i\frac{d}{dt}\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\end{array}](https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Cbegin%7Barray%7D%7Brl%7D%3D%26%5Csum_i%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7Bd%7D%7Bdt%7D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%7D%2B%5Cddot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%7D%5Cright%29%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%3D%26%5Csum_i%5Cfrac%7Bd%7D%7Bdt%7D%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%7D%5Cright%29%5Cend%7Barray%7D&bg=ffffff&fg=000000&s=0 "\begin{array}{rl}=&\sum_i\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{d}{dt}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}+\ddot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\\[2mm]=&\sum_i\frac{d}{dt}\left(\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}\right)\end{array}")
And therefore:
This thing in the parentheses is constant (since it never changes in time). In the case of ![\mathcal{L}=\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}\right)^2\right]-mgz](https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%3D%5Cfrac%7B1%7D%7B2%7Dm%5Cleft%5B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7By%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%5Cright%5D-mgz&bg=ffffff&fg=000000&s=0 "\mathcal{L}=\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}\right)^2\right]-mgz")
![\begin{array}{rl}&\sum_i\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}-\mathcal{L}\\[2mm]=&\left[\dot{x}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}}+\dot{y}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{y}}+\dot{z}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{z}}\right]-\mathcal{L}\\[2mm]=&\left[\dot{x}(m\dot{x})+\dot{y}(m\dot{y})+\dot{z}(m\dot{z})\right]-\left[\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}\right)^2\right]-mgz\right]\\[2mm]=&\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}\right)^2\right]+mgz\end{array}](https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Cbegin%7Barray%7D%7Brl%7D%26%5Csum_i%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D_i%7D-%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%3D%26%5Cleft%5B%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%7D%2B%5Cdot%7By%7D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7By%7D%7D%2B%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%5Cfrac%7B%5Cpartial%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%7D%7B%5Cpartial+%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%7D%5Cright%5D-%5Cmathcal%7BL%7D%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%3D%26%5Cleft%5B%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%28m%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%29%2B%5Cdot%7By%7D%28m%5Cdot%7By%7D%29%2B%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%28m%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%29%5Cright%5D-%5Cleft%5B%5Cfrac%7B1%7D%7B2%7Dm%5Cleft%5B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7By%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%5Cright%5D-mgz%5Cright%5D%5C%5C%5B2mm%5D%3D%26%5Cfrac%7B1%7D%7B2%7Dm%5Cleft%5B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bx%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7By%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%2B%5Cleft%28%5Cdot%7Bz%7D%5Cright%29%5E2%5Cright%5D%2Bmgz%5Cend%7Barray%7D&bg=ffffff&fg=000000&s=0 "\begin{array}{rl}&\sum_i\dot{x}_i\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}_i}-\mathcal{L}\\[2mm]=&\left[\dot{x}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{x}}+\dot{y}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{y}}+\dot{z}\frac{\partial\mathcal{L}}{\partial \dot{z}}\right]-\mathcal{L}\\[2mm]=&\left[\dot{x}(m\dot{x})+\dot{y}(m\dot{y})+\dot{z}(m\dot{z})\right]-\left[\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}\right)^2\right]-mgz\right]\\[2mm]=&\frac{1}{2}m\left[\left(\dot{x}\right)^2+\left(\dot{y}\right)^2+\left(\dot{z}\right)^2\right]+mgz\end{array}")
Astute students of physics 1 will recognize the sum of kinetic energy plus gravitational potential. In other words: this is a derivation of the conservation of energy for free-falling objects. A more general treatment can be done using Noether’s Theorem, which says that every symmetry produces a conserved quantity. For example, a time symmetry (
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