Author Archives: The Physicist

Q: What is quantum immortality?

Physicist: A common refrain in quantum theory is “anything that can happen does”.  Shockingly, and with total disregard for our own human experience, this seems to be true.  When you consider what this means in the context of living and … Continue reading

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Q: If you double your bet every time you lose, won’t you eventually win and come out ahead?

Physicist: Yes, but… There are good reasons why casinos make money and “how to gamble” books are longer than two sentences.  According to the law of large numbers, if you’re likely to lose a little bit of money in a … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Physicist, Math, Probability | 3 Comments

Q: Will we ever discover a completely new color?

Physicist: Although not common, completely new, novel colors are found from time to time. There’s a vast conspiracy of optometrists and ophthalmologists who will try to convince you that our three types of cone cells somehow limit our vision, in a … Continue reading

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Q: With entangled particles, can you tell when/how the other particle is measured?

Physicist: Nope!  You definitely can’t. Almost without exception, when you hear about quantum entanglement it’s described as some kind of communication or connection.  Generally along the lines of “when you affect one entangled particle it instantly affects the other” or … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Physicist, Entropy/Information, Quantum Theory | 20 Comments

Q: How hard would it be to keep the Moon from drifting away?

Physicist: Almost prohibitively! Ever since the Moon entered the scene 4.5 billion years ago, it’s been slowly drifting away.  Initially it was around 15 times closer and bigger across in the sky.  The effects that push it away decrease rapidly … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Physicist, Astronomy, Engineering, Physics | 13 Comments

For the first time ever, you can buy a book!

Physicist: Over the past year I’ve been putting together a collection of some (fifty-four) of my favorite and most elucidating articles from the past decade, revised, updated, and in book form.  You can get your very own copy here! In … Continue reading

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