Category Archives: — By the Physicist

Q: Can you poke something that’s far away with a stick faster than it would take light to get there?

The original question was: If I had a really long (about 500,000 km) and really stiff stick would I be able to send information faster than light by moving it quickly by 1 cm and poking someone on the other … Continue reading

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Q: Does how you deal cards affect how random they are?

The original question was: [My wife and I] always shuffle the deck at least 4-5 times before dealing.  But I’m sure that’s not enough and need some guidance.  Does the game previously played influence the amount of shuffling required to … Continue reading

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Q: Will CERN awaken the Elder Gods?

Physicist: At the risk of over-simplifying the situation; yes, absolutely. For years dark and unexplainable events have been the norm in particle accelerator laboratories around the world.  However, it was not until a meta-analysis of the 2001 “blood running up … Continue reading

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Q: The information contained in a big system isn’t the same as the amount of information in its parts. Why?

The original question was: Information doesn’t behave like any other quantifiable property. For example, to describe something which can be in any of 8 states, I would need 3 bits of information. To describe something which can be in any … Continue reading

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Q: Is the quantum zeno effect a real thing?

Quick aside: “Zeno’s paradox” was originally proposed (probably) by Zeno, who was basically trying to show that movement is impossible.  His idea was that in order to get to where you’re going you need to cover half of the distance, … Continue reading

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π day!

We suddenly got hit with a barrage of π questions today.  Turns out it’s not a coincidence. π is defined, very humbly, as the ratio of the circumference of any circle to its diameter.  From that definition alone it’s managed … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Mathematician, -- By the Physicist, Math | 16 Comments